Doom: You will know when Doom deigns to attack you. No, all I did was expertly defend myself from a pathetic series of clumsy attacks.
Spider-man: What about the exploding wall and all that “Behold the grim visage of Doooom”?! And, and… you blew up a wall!
Doom: Yes? That is how Doom enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn’t count…
Doom: The door? Like a peasant?